yourplayersaidwhat:

So we’re four sessions into Curse of Strahd, and for reference, we started the campaign with getting all of our stuff stolen and being dropped in Barovia, “naked and afraid.”

DM: Does everyone have clothing at this point?

Bard(Player): I have leather armor, actually, ‘cause it was given to me by Vasili—

Cleric(Player): Good old Vaseline.

Bard(Player): —which is why it’s so well lubricated, actually.

radwolf76:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

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bleeed:

can someone get the masculine urge to buy me things

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fruitslime:

i love that this post is somehow going around again because i made AND deleted it in literally 2012

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jewfrogs:

i see we’re simply making things up today

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54735749956555371253415-deactiv:

are you or have you ever been in contact with the twinks

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iamoutofideas:

bladedamus:

Goku is the Homer Simpson of Anime

both fuck twinks at gas stations

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chaumas-deactivated20230115:

chaumas-deactivated20230115:

I think one of the worst things this site has normalized is the idea that sorting out disagreements privately in DMs is bad or creepy.

years ago my housemate made a bizarre callout post about me and when I messaged them like “dude what the fuck, can we talk about this” they posted that I was “attempting to mollify them behind closed doors” like some sinister shadowy manipulator

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beachhousewildflower:

tbh…. I hate communicating….. we can only be friends if u can read my mind…..

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revengeforthekilljoys:

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brennbug:

I CANT be the only one who thought this

ultrafangirlishness:

has this one been done yet?

spidertams:

fluster-ed *ba-dum tsss*

tantirigreen:

edwardelricsrightarm: